“We shouldn’t have left you…without a dope beat to step to….step to, step to… Man, I haven’t written anything in quite a while. I haven’t really been feeling that good lately. I had a really bad stomach ache for a while there. I finally went to the doctor (something I never do) just so they could give me a gigantic bill and no diagnosis. I think I finally figured it out myself, though. I get [...]

A Verizon iPhone.  Wouldn’t that be cool?  That would kind of be like a dream come true.  I could finally get an iPhone without having to sign my life away to AT&T.  Yeah, I know you can get an iPhone now without having to sign a contract.  You just can’t use it.  Anyway.  The iPhone would have more than one carrier, putting an end to the monopolistic business that’s been going on between Apple and [...]